My Blingo
I feel it’s time to update you on some things that have been stewing around in this here little room on top of my shoulders that I affectionately refer to as a "brain."
Whilst writing this blog of mine, which is short for "weblog" to those of you not in the know, I have embraced the slight nerdiness factor that I believe comes along with blogging terretory. (For evidence of said factor, please refer to Appendix A). Therefore, in my head and to myself, I have been shortening all sorts of words, as is appropriate I think because of the "weblog" becoming "blog" phenomenon, and because I am a nerd.
Thus, my blog topics are "blopics." That’s my favorite one, and I saved the best for first.
Blog pictures are "blictures," or you can also refer to them as "blotos" if that’s how you roll. Let’s see… blog links are "blinks," which I think is cute. I’ve been thinking of creating a category of shout-outs, wherein I give shout outs to certain people I like. This section, of course, will be called "blout-outs."
What else, what else? OH! Maybe blog categories should be called "blategories." But probably not. I may be starting to push the blog envelope a little too much — or the… wait for it… and here it comes… blenvelope. (This one works especially well if you typically pronounce ‘envelope’ with a short ‘o’ sound, like ‘envoy’).
Well, now you peeps are hopefully up to speed a little. Please refer any questions to the Blequently Asked Questions section, or BL.A.Q.
Appendix A: It is my belief that people who blog (blog peeps, or "bleeps") are usually a little nerdy, often in a cute way. Some examples: Rachel, Eric, Wan and Nathan. I hope you four don’t mind me calling you nerds, but the upside is, I’m also calling you cute! Let’s look on the bright side.
February 17th, 2006 at 2:45 pm
I blove your blog. I gladly embrace my blerdiness because I know I’m blute.
December 15th, 2008 at 11:20 pm
Funny foto here
January 6th, 2009 at 9:39 am
Bite my shiny metal ass, assholes, you were joked!